so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
i love the stories of children learning swear words. i remember when i first heard the word ‘c*nt’, and its such a guttoral word that i knew it was bad even without knowing the meaning. didn’t stop me saying at the dinner table though
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
i wont rest until ive complained about everything