Wednesday, October 1, 2014

denali-winter:

BAM.

(Source: sandandglass)

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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Friday, September 26, 2014

meladoodle:

i love the stories of children learning swear words. i remember when i first heard the word ‘c*nt’, and its such a guttoral word that i knew it was bad even without knowing the meaning. didn’t stop me saying at the dinner table though

chucksraleigh:

a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay

chucksraleigh:

a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay

(Source: shepcrd)

Sunday, September 21, 2014
We don’t know the context. Maybe she’s just exercising

We don’t know the context. Maybe she’s just exercising

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

(Source: diamoncls)

Saturday, September 20, 2014

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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Friday, September 19, 2014 Thursday, September 18, 2014
sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

(Source: memewhore)

Sunday, September 14, 2014

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

(Source: jesus-frankenstein)

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

infectecl:

I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

(Source: biblicalfag)