Thursday, April 10, 2014
sofapizza:


sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

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capaldis-new-kidneys:

missjraffe:

chloehenderson:

noctstiel:

noctstiel:

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink

fair enough

I’m not the girl your mother warns you about.
I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart.
I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me.
I’m not cold. I’m not reckless.

I’m the girl your father mentions when your mom’s not around.
I’m the girl that gets away.

I will love you more than anything.
I will kiss you when you cry.
I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.

And you’re just like your father, so you will.

You’ll let me go & I won’t look back,
But you will.
I promise you, you will.

I’m that girl.

Courtney  (via stolenwine)

puberty has done you well, tyreesha

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memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

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gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

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Wednesday, April 9, 2014
stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Milk in cookie cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

stunningpicture:

Cookie in a milk cup.

bellinibeignet:

This was one of the best moments in the entire series. 

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liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

image

That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

Anonymous asked: Have you ever eaten a girl out

officialwhitegirls:

girls are friends not food

gallifrey-feels:

Tumblr

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books—are—the—best—weapons:

books—are—the—best—weapons:

Autocorrect you sure know how to make a conversation interesting